Monday, August 20, 2007

FREAK-O-NOMICS



Feeling bored?? Feeling lonely?? Feeling sad???? Don't have cash??? Trouble at the workplace???? Here is the perfect solution for all your troubles. It's easy, it's fun and the best part of it, it comes at absolutely no cost... FREAK people out. Yeah, you heard me right, just freak 'em out... Whoa, BullSh*t for Free!!!!!

Let me give you a background of freaking people out before I actually get into the intricacies of freaking out people:

Why do people freak out?? The answer is simple, coz, they have a certain set of ideas/ideologies, and you simply refuse to believe them. In short, you just make them believe that your beliefs are superior! (Atleast, that's what you make them believe). Confused??? Read on...

How do you know if a person has freaked out? This is simpler than the previous one... The subject in question tends to exhibit qualities like "screaming at you", "attempting to assault you" or for the physically weak ones "simply stop speaking to you". There are these other set of people who, at first sight, dont seem to have freaked out... But, hold on, if this person ponders a lot over what you've said and comes back to you at a later point of time when the topic is not even remotely connected to what you are currently speaking, then it means that you've successfully freaked the person out...The bottom line is, almost everyone freaks out, you just have to hit the right nerve.

So, if it is so "freakin" simple, how the hell do you freak people out??? This is the simplest of the lot. Pick up a topic of your choice (the topic should be controversial.. It SHOULDN'T an open-shut case, for e.g. "Sachin should retire" or "Karan Johar is Gay" ). Something on the lines of well, say, "Does GOD exist????". Throw this open ended question to the person who you want to freak out. And then, no matter what the other person says, (whether you believe it or not), contradict them(whether you believe yourself or not!!). Shred their argument to pieces. Easy as that. And then, watch the fun....

There are 2 stages to master this art:
Stage 1: Fend off any attempt to Freak you out...
Stage 2: Try freaking others out.

I've passed stage 1 with flying colours and currently in infancy of stage 2.

For live demo, drop in when Hari freaks out some poor soul, aided by your's truly. (I must admit it, Hari is the master at this, and I've learnt from the master.. :D ).

I've given out some trade secrets, but this is, as the secret agents say, "For your eyes only".
The next time you see me contradicting you, you know what I'm upto!!! :)

STATUTORY WARNING: Freaking Out People is NOT injurious to health!

Disclaimer: Messrs Hari and Bhargav claim no responsiblity of the aftermath of freaking people out after having read this post. For safe results, try on "Good Friends" only.

So, Who's on your FREAK-LIST today?

10 comments:

Hari Krishnan said...

Lo Thatha..You've give out our trade secrets man!! That sucks.. But you know what.. A great man once said "Everybody's Stupid!!"..I couldn't agree more..And yeah..Thatha being the gentleman(read idiot) that he is stated that "For safe results, try on "Good Friends" only". I differ to beg on this point.. Pl try this on ANYONE!!

P.S. Anyone who believes that GOD exists or SRK is not Gay, my gtalk ID is hari.s.krishnan.. Chat up!!

EnigmaFan said...

you freak :P

Deepak said...

@Bhargav: Dude...as far as I know....Hari has not completely mastered the art of freaking out people...if I am right...there is one person who freaks Hari out like crazy.....Sriranga!!!.....and I bet Hari Cannot freak this guy out.

@Hari: Prove me wrong if possible.

Swaroop said...

No. You cannot freak people out that easily Bhargav...what do you think you are.. the freakonomic genius??

If it was that simple,... ah...well never mind, it's no use.

Bhargav said...

@Hari: You said it.. "Everybody's Stupid"... Why do u think me blogged about this.. :D

@Enigmafan: Yeah, me freak!! :D

@Deepak: God, Sriranga, how could I forget that, the only living creature in this whole wide world that could freak out Hari is Sriranga..Thanks for reminding me about this..:D Will blog about that as well..

@Swaroop: Nice try... U trying to freak me out by contradicting me.. :D ... Nice.. :D

Abhishek said...

Dude,
Do you actually believe that you can freak out people so easily? Are you sure you din miss out a step or two?

Karthik said...

Dude i completely agree with the comments that the others have made in this post. You are no good at freaking out ppl and i bet ur guru hari is also equally hopeless at this art. I understand that ppl always dream and write about things that they are not good at. However i believe it should be kept personal. So the bottom line is, BOTH U AND UR GURU NEED NOT WORRY BOUT THIS FREAK OUT THING, JUS PRACTICE AND U WILL BE GOOD AT IT SOMEDAY

svk312 said...

Wow, but I cannot forget the day when you were totally lost... "Yaaru" ..... by CD and you were all over thinking who it was ... so finally CD is the winner

kd said...

freaking others out...

well havent seen u in action in past year...

wonder if u are half as good as claimed...

how about showing a demo.. with guru.. vivek or at least charan as a volunteer ??????????????????????

Bhargav said...

@Abhishek: Nice try dude... it takes a lot more than that.. :) :)

@Othla: Read above comment

@Sudhi: No doubts about that...CD freaked me out big time..

@Kaushal: As the disclaimer says.. TRY ON GOOD FRIENDS ONLY... I wouldn't want to do that on any one of the bigwigs dude... i still have a career at MT.. :)