Dudes and Dudettes, request you to kindly ignore my earlier post on the Indian Cricket Team (mebbe I was sloshed when I wrote that). Anyways, here's my message to the individual members of the Cricket Team. Hope dept of posts hand delivers this to our "boys" who are getting f*&ked in the backside in some remote continent.
@Sehwag: I guess the milk you've been drinking isn't coming from the right sources. Try Amul milk next time.
@Kaif: Try for the 100m dash in some slum in your hometown. You might come second.
@Raina: Go study for your class IX exams
@Mongia: You must be a real ass-licker to still be in the team. I guess your tongue might be worn out by now after all the licking
@Dhoni: Mysore sandal soap isn't making you any fairer. Try Lux next time.
@Agarkar: Stand in front of the mirror and practice some emotions.
@Harbhajan: Try Rapidex English speaking course. Helps you to curse better.
@Pathan: Year's ago people termed you as a potent weapon with the ball. Dude, go watch some PORN. You're impotent!
@Dravid: No use mate, you need the other guys to perform as well. You can as well stay at home.
@Sachin: Dude, dont think I'm gonna call you the last crusader etc etc. YOU SUCK BIG TIME!
@Dada: Go Fu&K yourself!
@Any others in the team: Do some ads right away. This may be your last chance.
@Guru Greg: I've got two words for you "UP YOURS!"
Indian Cricket is Dead. Long Live Indian Cricket!