As I mulled over my current financial status (which isn't something good), I did some mental math and came to the conclusion that I would have had a cool 1,00,23,040 bucks in my bank account had I used my head.
For those who haven't figured out how a bummer (slang for beggar) like me would have so much of cash, the calculation is explained stepwise:
1. Four years of engineering. Each sem has 6 subjects + 2 labs.
2. Therefore total no of subjects = (6sub * 8 semesters)+(2 labs*8semesters) = 64 . (Note: The assumption here is that there are no backlogs. If there are backlogs, please add the same to the no of subjects).
3. Let us term this as a variable called No_of_Subjects. (My software engg skills are coming into picture here)
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE REASONING BEHIND EACH STEP NOW ON:
4. Each subject has roughly around 3 reference books + 1 VTU book.
5. At the beginning of the semester, 1 reference book would have been purchased/borrowed from the library (Oh, just purchased and NOT read). That leaves me with 2 reference books + 1 VTU book.
6. No of chapters to be studied to attempt 5 questions in exam = 6 (Roughly)
7. No of pages per chapter = 50 (approx).
8. Therefore, total no of pages to be read = 50*6=300
9. Total No of pages from the 2 reference books + 1 VTU book = 300*2 +300*1=900.
10. Total No of pages throughout the engineering course = 900*No_of_Subjects = 57600 = No of pages that need to be photocopied.
11. Cost of photocopy = 0.40Rs per page.
12. Total cost of photocopy = 57600 *0.40 = Rs 23,040
13. No of Redundant photocopies = 1000 (redundancy might be caused by getting the same book photocopied twice or by having the genius to take a photocopy of book owned by oneself..psst..one of my friends actually did it..)
14. Total cost of redundant photocopies = 1000 * 0.40 = 400
15. Total cost of photocopies = 23,040+400 = Rs 23,440.
So, there we are. A stepwise explanation to achieve the mentioned at the top of this post.
Oh and yes, for those of you who are wondering where the other 1,00,00,000 Rs fits in:
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GO ROB A BANK!!
I almost forgot.. Himesh can't sing!!!For those who haven't figured out how a bummer (slang for beggar) like me would have so much of cash, the calculation is explained stepwise:
1. Four years of engineering. Each sem has 6 subjects + 2 labs.
2. Therefore total no of subjects = (6sub * 8 semesters)+(2 labs*8semesters) = 64 . (Note: The assumption here is that there are no backlogs. If there are backlogs, please add the same to the no of subjects).
3. Let us term this as a variable called No_of_Subjects. (My software engg skills are coming into picture here)
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE REASONING BEHIND EACH STEP NOW ON:
4. Each subject has roughly around 3 reference books + 1 VTU book.
5. At the beginning of the semester, 1 reference book would have been purchased/borrowed from the library (Oh, just purchased and NOT read). That leaves me with 2 reference books + 1 VTU book.
6. No of chapters to be studied to attempt 5 questions in exam = 6 (Roughly)
7. No of pages per chapter = 50 (approx).
8. Therefore, total no of pages to be read = 50*6=300
9. Total No of pages from the 2 reference books + 1 VTU book = 300*2 +300*1=900.
10. Total No of pages throughout the engineering course = 900*No_of_Subjects = 57600 = No of pages that need to be photocopied.
11. Cost of photocopy = 0.40Rs per page.
12. Total cost of photocopy = 57600 *0.40 = Rs 23,040
13. No of Redundant photocopies = 1000 (redundancy might be caused by getting the same book photocopied twice or by having the genius to take a photocopy of book owned by oneself..psst..one of my friends actually did it..)
14. Total cost of redundant photocopies = 1000 * 0.40 = 400
15. Total cost of photocopies = 23,040+400 = Rs 23,440.
So, there we are. A stepwise explanation to achieve the mentioned at the top of this post.
Oh and yes, for those of you who are wondering where the other 1,00,00,000 Rs fits in:
....
....
....
....
....
GO ROB A BANK!!
3 comments:
now you speak sense dear!
rightto on the track and keeps me wondering how richer i would have been???
(considering the fact that photocopied even others notes for my MBA, assignements too, projects too, er.. ???)
as for having a xerox shop, man... its a big time money making occupation. please add a std/isd booth to it and if possible, sprial binding and colour printing and a small nescafe stall.
er, 2-3 comps for cyber use is also wonderful!!!
heck, what the hell am i doing in US???
@mojindro: Thanks a ton mate..
@Hari: Yeah dude..Me totally forgot about the Xerox shop..Good option..Not to be revealed in public..Else, we might face some stiff competition..
@Dharmu: Yeah.. I would have had a sister who also was a millionaire.. :)
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